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《非人哉》漫画版，月老有很多手下，但不是每只鸳鸯都靠谱。有些鸳鸯勤勤恳恳，找寻真正的爱之精华，但偶尔也会发现人类的爱情很麻烦且复杂。还有鸳鸯，因为睡过头，导致找不到爱之精华，所以用兄弟情代替爱情，还企图忽悠月老，蒙混过关。
虽然鸳鸯成双成对，也代表爱情。但偶尔会出现鸳鸯看丢了老公，不知道它去了哪里的情况。那么该怎么办？这只鸳鸯倒是看得开，没打算去找回，而是想着等有空去物色一下新老公。看来鸳鸯之间的爱情，也没那么牢靠。
对于鸳鸯来说相对于爱情，还是工作更加重要。这只鸳鸯发现了有个妹子在释放爱情，这就是收集爱之精华的重要时刻。不过明显这个妹子也出现了点问题，她自己也不知道另一半还爱不爱她。这么看来，这个妹子有可能要被甩了。
此时妹子看到鸳鸯出现，突然变得坚定。她觉得鸳鸯飞过来，那就意味着他还爱着她。这算是给自己找个理由，起码让自己在这时候不那么难受。至于这个妹子的另一半，都没有出现过。
鸳鸯觉得，人类的爱情实在太麻烦，这么明显的事情，还会自我催眠。鸳鸯也没有戳破这个妹子，只是给了她一点希望。妹子还要再等一天，等他回消息。爱情这种事情，如果有一方付出太多太多，最终受伤的往往会是这一方。
另一只鸳鸯就不一样，明显就是“混子”。上班时间没有把握，闹钟看起来已经到了十一点多，此时还在睡觉的它，并没有马上工作的紧迫感。不过这种个体肯定存在，毕竟鸳鸯的数量可不少。
因为睡过头，导致它所在的这一片区域，爱情都被其他鸳鸯给收走了。这么一来，今天的业绩就没办法完成。要是月老问起来，这只鸳鸯不仅找不到合适的借口，怕是还会挨批。那么该如何是好？如何找到爱之精华？
为了应付月老，这只鸳鸯决定整点兄弟情，用它代替爱情。爱情明显是红色的，兄弟情是紫色的。月老还是分辨得出颜色，不然怎么牵红绳，怎么让男男女女有在一起的机会？
月老是一眼就看出红绳有点问题，可是这只鸳鸯就想忽悠月老。红绳怎么可能会有紫色，明显是加入了其他东西。月老终究会发现问题，这一只鸳鸯也只能忽悠得了一时，早晚会露馅。
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