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《非人哉》第1070话更新,石狮子小刘好不容易拥有肉身,可是外形实在不像狮子。不管小刘如何模仿狮子生活,都不能像真正的狮子。被游客投诉之后,动物园方管理找它谈话,让它去当保安。最终小刘只能变回石狮子,回到原本的小区。
小刘为了像真正的狮子那样生活,在狮园里面很努力的学习各种狮子的生活技能。入职狮园之后,小刘每天都在模仿这些狮子。从奔跑开始学习,小刘还学得有模有样。这一次小刘不再被狮子欺负,它们也逐渐接受了它。
接下来是模仿狮子挠痒,雄狮动作很自然。可是小刘学习的时候,因为腿短,根本模仿不到精髓。怎么看都像是短腿柯基。从外形来看,小刘跟醒狮还有点区别,更像是狮子狗。
接下来就是睡觉也都模仿,这个过程倒是没什么难度。不过怎么看,小刘模仿的样子都像是狗。在模仿中,小刘并没有学到狮子的精髓,感觉越来越像狗。经过一段时间之后,也有不少游客看到了小刘的身影。
在狮园之中,小刘跟其他三只狮子在一起,还跟着一起吼叫。可是小刘发出的声音,就只有“嗷呜”和“呜呜呜汪”。这明显更像是狗。游客更加觉得狮园里面混进了狗,觉得自己被骗了。
正因为如此,动物园方收到投诉。主要投诉问题,就是狮园里面混进一只狗。正因为如此管理找小刘谈话,表示它可能不太适合这个岗位。小刘表示这段时间,它一直很努力跟着狮子大哥学习做狮子。如果园方管理不相信,小刘可以表演给他看看。
此时小刘拿出一块肉,要表演狮子吃肉。一般情况下,狮子是兽中王者,吃肉都带有极强的威慑力,咬合力也不是一般动物所能比拟。可是小刘明显不太行,这吃肉的方式,就像宠物犬一样,有点过于温和。
小刘根本吃不下生肉,一口下去都快吐出来。这还不如狗,更别说狮子。不过管理还是很宽容,表示还有另一个办法。如果小刘执意要留在动物园,也不是没有办法。只要服从调岗的安排,它就能留下。
最终小刘还是做回本职工作,也就是当保安。动物园也刚好还缺一名保安,小刘顶替最为合适。不过小刘并没有继续待在动物园,而是选择变回原本石狮子的模样,再回到原来的小区去当保安。看来石狮子还是只能作为石狮子,不可能彻底变成狮子。
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