非人哉：白虎走出失恋阴影，四大神兽齐聚，九月变得更烦

《非人哉》漫画版中，九月本以为白虎走不出失恋阴影，没想到一下就好了。随后白虎喊来青龙、朱雀和玄武，四大神兽在这里齐聚，他们还打麻将。九月原本只要照顾一只神兽，变成要照顾四只，这让九月变得更烦。

白虎也算是痴情男子，这么在意花花。不过天涯何处无老虎，白虎本身就是神兽，老虎又不是只有一只。九月不仅要照顾白虎，还要安抚他的情绪。九月安慰白虎，以后会遇到更好的虎。

九月让白虎不要沉浸在痛苦的回忆里，要向前看。其实九月只想拿回自己手机，并没那么想安慰白虎。可是白虎只要花花，九月说的话几乎听不进去。此时九月更加生气，她想要回手机，才不管白虎去找花花草草，爱找谁找谁。

可能是因为九月说的这些话，让白虎突然醒悟，也就走出失恋的阴影。没想到九月还是疗伤圣手，这种棘手的问题都能搞定？白虎突然看开，还将手机还给了九月。九月也是一惊，到底是怎么了？

白虎突然明白，爱来爱去没什么意思，还不如搓麻将更带劲。此时白虎让九月准备麻将桌，他现在就要打麻将。九月不知道自己说了哪句话，直接改变了白虎的想法。另外九月还强调自己叫九月，不是叫小狗。

没想到白虎真能凑一桌麻将，除了他之外，朱雀也加入了麻将局。朱雀和白虎同为四大神兽之一，跟昴日星君还是发小，不过从小就喜欢欺负昴日星君。另外朱雀跟风皇也有交集，两人关系还行。

至于青龙，大家应该不陌生，除了是四大神兽之外，还曾经是南天门小学的校长。青龙还是敖烈和龙女的二爷爷，也是哪吒最喜欢的校园领导。青龙退休之后，有大把时间，搓搓麻将对他来说倒是打发无聊的事情。至于玄武，也是四大神兽之一，跟敖烈是朋友。

九月看到四大神兽出现，没有任何高兴的情绪。原本只需要照顾白虎一个，现在还要给四大神兽端茶送水。朱雀也是暴脾气，怀疑玄武偷看牌，所以才会赢。白虎还是一如既往爱使唤人，九月又成了免费劳动力。

此时四大神兽轮番问九月，青龙想知道她叫什么，多大年纪？玄武想知道，九月是否结婚，有孩子了吗？朱雀则是让九月也来一盘。白虎要求贼多，这一次又嫌弃茶不好喝。九月很烦，要伺候这四位大佬，还要回答这么多问题。但凡有下一次，九月都会拒绝小玉，不可能答应再照顾白虎。

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