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《非人哉》漫画版,九月、敖烈、哪吒、白泽一起演《白雪公主》,没想到敖烈受到的伤害最大。九月饰演小矮人,还是九个小矮人。敖烈看到吃泡面的小矮人,那是想罢演。看到九个小矮人,有个被泡面噎死,敖烈都觉得《白雪公主》成黑暗童话。
敖烈虽然是白雪公主,但这演员当得提心吊胆,差点被小玉饰演的猎人解决。好不容易逃出来,白雪公主找到了矮人小屋。不过这矮人小屋,跟想象中的不一样,完全就是一个巨大的泡面盒子。白雪公主觉得好奇怪,不过还是要一探究竟。
白雪公主走到门前,敲门问了有没有人在。此时墙上有个剪影,给人感觉就是魔物在吃东西。难道这小矮人们,被魔物吃掉了吗?白雪公主有点担心,但见到接下来的一幕,也是他不想继续演下去的动机。
在矮人屋里面,有七个小矮人,这些小矮人全部都由九月饰演。九月之所以能够一人扮演多个角色,应该跟九尾有关。在以前,九月也拿过她的九条尾巴,来给《雷雨》配音,还原场景。不过小矮人们为何都在吃泡面,里面更是堆满了泡面桶。
见到这一幕之后,敖烈想要罢演,这哪是《白雪公主》的故事,完全是改编得离谱。敖烈不喜欢这种进行方式,想要罢演,但似乎不太可能。导演不让敖烈罢演,他还得继续当白雪公主。
七个九月同时“围攻”敖烈,这个画面堪比敖烈做梦梦见哪吒一般。小矮人们问白雪公主,她真的是白雪公主吗?敖烈只能承认。不过敖烈这个白雪公主,现在只想逃跑,根本不想待在矮人屋里。
那么他们是七个小矮人吗?白雪公主问过之后,得到了否定的答案。他们不是七个小矮人,是九个小矮人。这剧本不知道谁编写的,内容跟《白雪公主》相差有点大。敖烈已经快演不下去,那么还是要问清楚到底是怎么回事?
白雪公主继续数数,发现小矮人还是七个。难道是敖烈因为演戏的过程中出现低血糖,还是状态不太对?总之怎么看都不像有九个,而是只有七个。那么到底发生了什么?知道真相后,敖烈觉得《白雪公主》就是妥妥的黑暗童话。
小矮人们表示,原本有九个小矮人,但有一个在前两天吃泡面的时候,不小心噎死。另一个是因为没有男朋友,所以哭死。至于这两个没了的小矮人,就埋在矮人屋里面。敖烈听到这个故事之后,更加觉得《白雪公主》这剧本不适合他,黑暗童话不是他能扮演的。
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