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《非人哉》漫画版中，如果有人问，西游组中谁的存在感最低，那必定是沙僧。哪怕是师兄弟三人出去，沙僧都容易被忽略。另外孙悟空经常会变成美女套路猪八戒，哪怕美色诱惑不了猪八戒，用美女加上武力的形式，猪八戒也只能乖乖听话。
猪八戒、孙悟空、沙僧三人出行，在甜品店的时候，他们就会默认忽略沙僧。刚好有桃子味甜筒，还是第二份半价。孙悟空和猪八戒也就默认了他们刚好两人，完全忽略了沙僧就在背后，此时营业员也没有见到背后的沙僧。
理论上沙僧的形象更应该被注意，身高也比孙悟空高，就是略低于猪八戒一些。可是在孙悟空和猪八戒离开之时，营业员才发现沙僧的存在。此时营业员还以为这是什么背后灵，这一段估计也是玩梗《镇魂街》的守护灵。
沙僧早就习惯自己被忽略，毕竟猪八戒和孙悟空都是大明星，很多人都记得他们，根本就不会提及他。沙僧倒是看得开，师兄们不跟自己分享第二份半价，那沙僧就自己买两份甜筒。从吃货的角度来看，这样会更满足。
沙僧似乎也是吃货，一口就塞进两根甜筒，营业员也是也一惊。其实这样倒是无所谓，就是上一次西游组聚会，沙僧也经常被遗忘，哪怕在现场，存在感也未必比孙悟空不在场的高。
孙悟空擅长七十二变，变成美女那是信手拈来。不过孙悟空倒是不像敖烈那样，变成古代侍女，而是变成现代女生，一头长卷发，还穿着红色长裙。孙悟空想靠着颜值来忽悠猪八戒，让他帮忙买桃子。
猪八戒早就知道这是孙悟空的套路，让孙悟空不要忽悠他。难道猪八戒经历了千年的时间，早就不贪图美色？那倒是未必，因为知道是猴哥变化而来，所以他才不上当。不过孙悟空的套路可不止变为美女这一环，还有连环套。
好好说话，猪八戒不听，那孙悟空就只能动用武力。此时孙悟空已经召唤出金箍棒，猪八戒还在自言自语。孙悟空的套路从来不止一个，猪八戒还是不了解大师兄。那么猪八戒最终会怎么做？
猪八戒最终只能乖乖去买桃子，这还是被揍过之后才妥协。还是沙僧看得透，让猪八戒放弃，毕竟这一千多年来，他从未逃出过孙悟空的套路。如果一开始就答应，或许还能免受皮肉之苦。
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