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《非人哉》漫画中，西游组四人聚会唱K后，猪八戒让敖烈变成美女，这在《西游记》中可是有典故的。没想到敖烈变成美女后那么好看，猪八戒酒喝多了之后，差点沦陷。九月看不得这种画面，还吐槽两人，在玩什么paly。
酒过三巡、唱了很多歌之后，猪八戒觉得有点无聊，这时候他提议，让敖烈表演节目。那么是什么节目呢？猪八戒想让敖烈变成美女，看来每年西游组聚会，都会有这种表演？
敖烈就知道，猪八戒每次无聊，就会让他这么干。如果是孙悟空，肯定不会想到这一出。猪八戒喝酒之后，大帅哥的包袱就会丢掉，像前面变成猪头人身模样，现在还想看美女。不过九月应该会好奇，敖烈平时连完全人形态都保持那么神秘，还会变成美女模样？
猪八戒一直缠着敖烈不放，非要让他表演美女舞剑。敖烈觉得很麻烦，一直都想拒绝。实在拗不过住猪八戒，敖烈只能勉强答应。那么敖烈变成美女的模样，会不会还保留龙头？答案当然不会。
谁能想到敖烈变成美女的模样那么好看，而且还是古装侍女造型。此处来自《西游记》第三十回，也就是敖烈变成侍女去刺杀黄袍怪。敖烈变为美女之后，是整个人都完全不同，舞剑、斟酒样样都会。猪八戒已经沉浸在敖烈的姿色之中，比谁都看得开心。
敖烈化形术确实了得，不过随着时代发展，西游组喝的酒也变葡萄酒。敖烈为猪八戒斟酒，猪八戒则是入戏越来越深。难怪敖烈不让猪八戒喝多，一喝多就会各种露馅。看来最喜欢聚会的，还得是猪八戒。
此时猪八戒越喝越上头，越来越对敖烈有点奇怪的动作。这个状态下的猪八戒，才是原本的模样。抱着变成美女的敖烈，那是有点小兴奋。此时猪八戒是越来越控制不了自己，喝酒也是越来越没节制。
接下来才离谱，猪八戒“调戏”敖烈，敖烈还配合。敖烈还假装谦虚，表示自己虽然会舞蹈，但只会一些比较简单的。此时九月已经看呆了，这是什么节目？为何自己会看到这一种表演。
九月接下来就吐槽，在敖烈家搞什么呢？这是什么play。敖烈入戏也深，还表示自己是猪八戒请过来表演的。猪八戒也是醉的迷糊，表示“侍女”是敖烈请过来。还好九月清醒，不然就被忽悠。只能说敖烈变成美女太吸引人，猪八戒也差点控制不住自己。不知道下一次西游组聚会，九月还会不会过来。
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