非人哉：筋斗云偷吃桃子，孙悟空怒斥，哪吒被迫听吵架-古次元

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《非人哉》漫画版中，筋斗云跟随孙悟空已有上千年的时间。平时筋斗云和孙悟空相处和睦，但筋斗云喜欢吃东西，还会偷吃桃子。被孙悟空抓住之后，筋斗云被怒斥一顿。没想到筋斗云还会去找哪吒，一猴一云就开始无休止的吵。哪吒被迫听这种没完没了的吵架，此时他只想离开。

孙悟空检查桃子之时，发现筐内少了很多桃子。孙悟空记得之前放了不少桃子在里面，为何现在会少这么多？此时看筋斗云的微表情，就知道这件事跟它有关。如果看过之前的内容，就知道筋斗云是吃货，喜欢尝试各种食物，也经常被孙悟空说。

此时孙悟空只想问筋斗云，这一筐桃子到底怎么回事？筋斗云做贼心虚，不敢直视孙悟空。此时筋斗云只有一个念头，那就是赶紧逃离此地，防止被孙悟空骂一顿。可是筋斗云能躲过去吗？

孙悟空对筋斗云可以说是了如指掌，如果筋斗云假装什么都不知道，或许孙悟空就不会怀疑。可是这副模样，孙悟空很难相信，筋斗云没做这些事情。孙悟空有的是办法，如果直接承认，那可以少受“皮肉之苦”。

孙悟空抓住筋斗云之后，更是将它拧成麻花。筋斗云这偷吃了至少百分之八十的桃子，连同桃核都吃进去。孙悟空想知道，筋斗云除了偷吃这些桃子外，其他地方有没有偷吃。

被孙悟空怒斥一顿后，筋斗云也有了小脾气。筋斗云离家出走，还逃到了哪吒身边。孙悟空也知道，筋斗云一犯事，就会找哪吒庇护。哪吒也不想理他们这些鸡毛蒜皮的小事，可是每次都得被动参与。

抓住筋斗云之后，孙悟空又骂了筋斗云一顿。每次做错事就知道逃避，就知道离家出走。偷吃桃子，筋斗云没有理由。不过此时筋斗云捏拳头，看起来是要找孙悟空打架。哪吒是全程看到尾，一句话都没说。

筋斗云就像孙悟空的女朋友一样，直接拿出几百年前的检讨书，说孙悟空偷看别的云。这就是偷换概念还转移注意力，企图让孙悟空觉得理亏。看来这个套路，筋斗云已经用了无数遍，可是孙悟空也无可奈何。最终就会变成态度问题，就算不是孙悟空的错，也终究会变成孙悟空的错。

哪吒被迫听孙悟空和筋斗云无休止的吵架，如果可以，他希望孙悟空和筋斗云都不要出现。谁能想到，孙悟空还有这种情况，能跟自己的云吵成这个样子。哪吒只想找个地方清静一下，等他们吵完。

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